svvitzerland:

the easiest way to get a guy to show u his dick is to tell him he has a small one

(Source: toyota)

mydogsnokes:

boy: it’s like we finish each other’s sentences

girl: sentences

momcult:

huntin for some fresh dick

image

i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true 

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

tupacaroni:

mom: how was your exam?

me: image