I’m not sure whether I should laugh or cry
Alexander McQueen off-the-shoulder gown: black silk-organza, peaked at front of bodice with internal underwired and boned mesh, raw finish, long and loose sheer sleeves, heavily ruched, button-fastening cuffs, dégradé cream hem, ruched strips at skirt, train, fully lined.
When someone expects me to blindly stride into a childish trap and, electrocute myself.
see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?